My weekend

Well after nearly 3 weeks of being ill friday morning i wake up and want breakfast i was starving egg mayo buttie 's yummy !!

sooo my birthday card from my last blog the moonpig one had arrived at my friends for her 30th and she rang me crying .... she loved it but was gutted i cudnt go soo was upset too and then my ill emotions took over and i burst in to tears so my steve my wonderfull boring yet kind hubby2be says just GO you feel better so just do it so i think yanno what i WILL !! so i grab a few outfits and my fave shoes top bag and i do i just gooo

soo i get to the train station Newcastles finest and grab my ticket£ 63 .70 to get to Warrington Cheshire nearly died of shock by the way but anyway off i am on my spontaneous travels quite exited feel like a lill kid actually but its good !!.

after about an hour i start to feel ill again so grab a brew (cup of fine English tea ) lol and relax again 4 hours later and 2 changes im there yey i doo do a whoop whoop and get even more soo exited

my friend turns up to greet me and we head over to her crib for some tea and to make dinner we make a huge cottage pie and open the rose i had took with me all in all felt good to be around my friends its been 6 months since i moved here and being back with the person who has known me 26 years and loves me for me bad spellings and drama and daft blonde moments all included i felt home !! and aftre dinner and wine we chatted into the night and caught up on all we had missed in each others live's perfect evening and so glad i went !!

MY BEST MATE HITS THE BIG 30

Soooo my day today was very good actually for me not one silly mistake until just ....

soo my mate roisin she about to become 30... now we have been friends since the first year at pre school soo over 25 years !!a life sentence for murder is less !!yes i noo im very loyal and keep my friends dear to me forever wouldnt have it any other way .. so i want to buy her a special card right and someone tells me to try moonpig.com sooo i off i go

well to my suprize this site is very very very good and you can personalize cards add photos and theres loads a templates to edit great fun sooo where to start ..... i look for over an hour some serious choices here its a big birthday sooo i finally settle ona card called OI itd like a spoof of ok magazine and allows me to not only personalize the card and photos but decide the head lines tooo sooo cool ...

soo i start with there first header which is OI NO 1 ISSUE 1st october 2009 soo i change this to

OI issue 30 6th october 2009

cool as this is her birthday date and shes yes 30 clever or what ?

next a picture of the party girl herself took me about 6 mins to upload and looked great under the header party girl life and soul of the party arrives in style and my next photo a limo soo the next headline for the scoop says CELEBS ARRIVE TO JOIN THE PARTY GIRL

ii change this too has i cant go to her birthday and she says im her sandy from greece soo i change it to CELEB LISA/SANDY A NO SHOW !! GUTTED! with yes u guessed it a picture of moi ..... sooo we have the most amazing card by now that is soo relevent to me and her and i no she will love it (fingers crossed )... i do btw i adore it !

sooo on to the insert i had a speech which i pinched off the net which go's like this

eartiest congratulations (Name)
On reaching the big (Four)-O
You've had a very hard and gruelling life
And Boy! does it show

So we asked the "Ten Years Younger" lass
If she could see her way clear
To make a programme about you
And I've got her reply right here

(Open envelope as if seeing letter for first time)

Dear Jon
I've studied the pics you sent me
And what is very clear
We're very good at what we do
But we're not that good, dear

There's not enough surgeons in this world
I don't wish to be mean
But have you considered a quick sand blast
Some glue and plasticine

And Jon, please don't read this out aloud
Lest it might offend
Oh! (pause)
Folks let's raise our glasses for a toast
To (Name) our very...very old friend

With advancing years you've gained understanding
That can't be denied
We couldn't have insulted you any more
But believe us, (Name), we tried

soo i add in all the details i want to be about her ect and i was gonna read this out soo i add it in anyway .... soo she can see it at least next i write to her how i love adore gher and soppy stuff like that sign this card and get it posted direct to her for about 3£ amazing price for something soo personal and not just a bit of tat to throw in the bin after wards she can keep it intact or at least use the photos somewhere yanno ... so you may ask where was i stupid today this sounds great right amazing even such a great idea i nooo i got soo caught up in my gereat plan i signed the card with her name and also forgot to add mine the hubbys and the kids sopoo wen she gets it it arrives on her doorstop shes gonna wonder who the genius with her name is that wrote that for her DOHHHHHHHHHHHH ME .............

a day in my life without summat stoopid silly me for even thinking it till next time chow for now lisa xx

stupidity today

Well i like take my pill as ive been ill and i forgot to get water first i have a serious gaggy mouth and i like totally threw up everywhere thats the first of many silly things i did today !!

net ok i am a little more awake now i do my usual things turn the pc on and while it loads all my stuff up i do the dish's from last night and grab my self a brew (cup of tea no sugar im sweet enough and milk ) and then i sit don and ring what i think is my gran but some strange person answers it and im like hellllo they go yeah hello and i go who the hell is that ?? and they go your kidding right and i goo nooo i have no idea who you are !!

they go "WTF? Well you bl**dy called me you imbecile!"and im like soo embarressed as this also throws me off guard and i think yes i did soo i go well its not my nan is it ?? and thats who i rang they huff puff and blow the phone down on me !! i sit shocked and think about what the hell did i do this time to deserve such fun !! i mistyped the number must have oh well soo im over feeling like a complete plebe by lunch time and me and the mr go for lunch at maccy d's (macdonalds )

that in itself was stupidity although my cardboard lunch was at least edible just !!

3pm sooo kids come home homework time and my ten year old has spellings champagne was one of them okkk soo im quizzing him and i swear he spelled it wrong soo im like nope start again soo he starts again from no 1 on the list he gets to CHAMPANE again and he spells it champagne im like nope soo i hear my hubby go LISA and i go what he says lisa the boys right im like you sure he is klike ermm yeah doh soo i go sorry son smile and hide my embarrassed look yet again ,,, but deep down at least he is a clever little shit and i smile proudly :P

soo i cook tea no stupidity here im a fully trained prof chef soo beans and jacket spud later sorted hahahah which leads me to bed time now sooo really quite a good day for me dont cha think hehe

love me xoxoxoxoxo

A little about me

Ok lets start today 29th September 2009

my stupidity pro ceeds me sometimes

• imbecility - retardation more severe than a moron but not as severe as an idio

ok soo a bit about me im a blonde 29 year old hot piece of female goddess ass!! who cant SPELL or WRITE or read too good 2why coz im an imbecile!! pure and simple my idiotic temperament as a child a teenager a very intelligent one at that time gave up gave in and couldn't be arsed soo now im a stay at home mom who has soo much to offer but i don't no what why?? you have to ask ??same answer apply s because im nothing more than an IMBECILE through choice and by god i regret it !!

ok soo how did i apply this rule today again to my life simple i decided to join the millions of people who can actually write blog spell and thought shit i will give it a go myself why i know its stupid an idiotic idea that will just ridicule me even more because you got it !!! im such a imbecile ...............